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firepinks:

e-brat:

sonic sighed and strummed on the strings of his guitar. he laid on his bed and stared at the blank ceiling. “man, i sure do wish tails was here. i’m so bored.”

Robin burst through the window. “Congrats kiddo. The Justice League has kicked out The Flash. We need…

Robin was quickly aroused. “I promised Star-I promised I wouldn’t do this but.” he quickly disrobed, revealing his true identity… Eugene Krabs. “Nobody would suspect Ol’ Mr. Krabs of bein’ a super’ero, but here we are, matey. so we tusslin’ or fuckin’?”

meladoodle:

Name one thing about new Zealand that isn’t lorde, lord of the rings or sheep

kiwis. GOTCHA

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e-brat:

sonic sighed and strummed on the strings of his guitar. he laid on his bed and stared at the blank ceiling. “man, i sure do wish tails was here. i’m so bored.” 

Robin burst through the window. “Congrats kiddo. The Justice League has kicked out The Flash. We need someone to take his place. We will not take no for an answer. Come with me.” He held out his strong muscular hands, waiting for Sonic to take grip in his manly embrace.

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

msdisneyprincess:

firstworlddisneyproblems:

This is sickeningly perfect.  

"Are you holding on to something? Is there something in there?"

epstien:

Nowhere Boy (2009)

"Is nowhere full of geniuses, sir? Because then I do probably belong there."

heyitspj:

[walks up to a straight couple] so which one of you is the dayman and which of you is the nightman

Little Girl (Featuring Julian Casablancas)
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retracingben:

Little Girl - Danger Mouse & Sparklehorse featuring Julian Casablancas

You tortured little girl
Showing them what laughter’s all about
Where did all the wine go?
Every night it’s gone

You got it all worked out
Funny little girl
Showing them what pain is all about
Where did all the time go?
Every night it’s gone, gone, gone

codeinewarrior:

i smoked weed once and now everyone i love is dead

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

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